Area man goes nuts, breaks into yet another group blog
March 2, 2006Austin, TX: A local Austin area blogger, Suhail Kazi, 11 (name changed, age not) has gone berserk and hacked his way into one more colla-blog Tuesday. Given that this is his eighth such attempt in the last one year, makes it much more special just like his second, third, fourth and pretty much every other attempt. Speaking to RightOn! News correspondent, Suhail, an Injun Muslim said "I don't know the exact what, when and hows of this. I've never cracked into these kind of systems before so this is kinda new for me. I'll try not to suck much and finish it off fast".
According to intelligence available from regular anonymous sources, at this point it's not clear if this is going to distract him from his prolific 12-posts a day on his own blog where he writes searing diatribes and hot-headed opinion pieces. "I see it as a placeholder", pausing briefly to make a placeholder gesture with his hands, "for errm..ahem...placing some of his ocassional Muslimish pieces there", said Evan Dimitri, a researcher from UT Austin on inter-blogging affairs.
It must be noted here that the last time Suhail joined a successfull group blog, DesiMediaBitch, he went on to steal their Google Adsense earnings. This resulted in a total collapse of its finances leading to the blog's shutdown and forcing his friend and founding member fadereu to go underground. Fadereu now lives his life as a depressed marwari mujaahideen in exile, trying to separate gullible audiences from their money while making a circus out of his new novel.
Minutes after realising that they've been hacked, the admins of Indian Muslims announced a prize of 1 crore to anyone who could get Suhail off their roster. Inorder to aid in this attempt, they've hired Haji Yaqoob Qureshi of the 51 crore fame as their single-point of contact for their fund-collection drive.
Zigzackly, the one-man neighbourhood Collablog Watchdog Community chief, warned that the blogging community needs to keep a watch on him as he mucked up with stuff last time he forced his way into one Mumbai collablog. "The blogging community needs to keep a watch on him as he mucked up with stuff last time he forced his way into one Mumbai collablog", he warned.
It remains to be seen how this event plays out in the coming days. But you can bet your last penny that RightOn! News will continue to replay it back to you.LULI
posted by Suhail at
4:38 AM
6 Comments:
Marwari mujaahideen....now that's one rare breed.
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GREATBONG, at 3:23 PM
Apparently, at the low turn-out at their fund-collection drive but actually at the ineffectiveness of middle-men like Yaqoob Quereshi, IM has decided to waive off the prize money. But they are still looking for you, please report soon.
:-)
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Mohib, at 7:52 AM
Hey Suhail ,
This is probably the second time I'm here at your blog . I hope to read some of your humour sprinkled articles on "indian muslim" as well . hope to drop in here more often . Do u mind if I blog roll you ?
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saba, at 5:09 PM
Yes, yes, the blogging community needs to keep a watch on him as he mucked up with stuff last time he forced his way into one Mumbai collablog.
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zigzackly, at 1:49 AM
:-))))
the eye is watching you.........the dark forces of Sauron have assembled.
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Sunil, at 6:20 PM
greatbong: he has himself mentioned that breed on his wiki :p
saba: pls go ahead and link. And I've just posted my first piece on IM.
zig: The blogging community better keep a watch on him...yadayada...collablog :D
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Suhail, at 1:15 AM
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